So how much do you charge?

£200 for a 2-3 hour session including 4 retouched images.

Whereabouts are you based?

Greenwich in South East London. Nearest tube is North Greenwich.

How long does a shoot take?

Good question. Somewhere between two and three hours. There really isn't any point in rushing it. I like to take plenty of shots in as big a variety of clothing as possible.

What should I wear?

Anything you like BUT bring as many different tops, jumpers, vests and capes as you can. Your clothing can totally transform a shot and we want to get the best pictures possible. I can't stress this enough. Bring the house. Also, bring some colour. Some people are afraid of it, but not you.

I hate having my photo taken. I'll be all nervous....

This is indeed the case for lots of people but don't worry about it. This is a very relaxed session with no time pressure. We will drink coffee, or hemp milk or whatever your poison is and start shooting when we are good and ready. No stress.

How many pictures do you take?

Quite a lot. Usually over 800. I will then go through them, weed out any funky ones and send you the rest to peruse. Unless you want to see them I won't send you the strange blinky ones. I'm not sure they're very useful.

Make up, beards, hair, eyebrows, what should I do?

If you wear make up day to day then come in what you feel comfortable wearing. You can always apply more if the mood takes you. If you have a beard and want to shave mid shoot then bring the ol' electric razor along and make it happen. There is plenty of time for all that jazz.

Do you just shoot actors?

Nope. I take headshots and portraits for whoever needs them. Actors, dancers, therapists, opera singers, accountants, directors... if you would like your portrait taken then I'm happy to help out.

It takes me ages to choose my photos. Is that ok?

Yes. It is. Take your time. Show your friends. Show your agent. Show your aunts. No rush.

Do you do discounts?

Yes. I do. For students, surfers and anyone currently working in a fringe venue. Times is hard and its always nice to do someone a deal. Drop me an email and we can chat.

Can I bring my dog? Or A dog?

Yes, if you've got one. And it's not too savage or rabid.

So, I had my photos taken and now my agent says I need some in a suit and a false moustache...

If it transpires that you desperately need a few shots with a whole new look, a shaved head or in a gorilla suit then let me know. I'm sure we can sort something out. Just holla.

Your pictures are all in colour and I'd like some black and white ones too. Is that cool?

It certainly is. If you're old school and you would like some retouched in black and white then just let me know.

Will you airbrush me and change the colour of my eyes and make me appear as Venus herself/himself/themselves?

I'm really into natural looking head shots for actors. I want you to look like you. I colour grade, tinker away minor blemishes and banish stray hairs but I'm not in the business of making you look like someone else.

Can I choose my backgrounds etc?

Sure. I shoot on a wide range of hand painted canvas backdrops. We will use whatever works best with you and your look. If you have a preference then just let me know.